(distorted) π΅ & you dont seem to understandβ¦..
VOICE: log right on!
πΆ they way you seemed an honest manβ¦.
FUCKED UP MASTODON CREATURE: toooooot
PLEROMA-TAN: what the hell??
NEXT YEAR
(main characters trapped in enormous hellthread)
LET YOUR IMAGINATION
(main characters riding on the back of a huge firefish)
RUN WILD
(protagonist boosting a viral toot & magic effects go everywhere)
NARRATOR: anything you can dream about here β¦ you can post!
(epic montage)
JACK BLACK: Hah!
PLEROMA-TAN: who are you?
JACK BLACK: i β¦. am John Mastodon.
(thunder crashes)
Alberto Fujimori, ex-president of Peru who was convicted of human rights abuses, dies https://www.npr.org/2024/09/11/nx-s1-5109052/alberto-fujimori-dead-peru-former-president
why is it so much easier to be cool and chill and flirty with men while with women i'm all swhebfbihduejekwlf FUCK
Yay! πͺ Denmark is the third country having reached the #TaxTheRich European Citizen's Initiative minimum threshold! 4 more countries to go! Anyhow, still over 700000 supporters needed until Oct-09, sign the initiative now!
The German Foreign Office simultaneously fact checks and trolls Trump over at the hellsite. Hilarious.
fun fact: Splatoon 1 supports gyro aim for the 2nd player in local multiplayer despite the pro controller not having a gyro by strapping a fucking wiimote to the controller
TRUMP ON 9/4: He called me weird⦠But we're not weird guys. We're very solid people.
TRUMP ON 9/10: They're eating the cats! They're eating the dogs⦠She wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in prison!