Kim Kitsuragi: "Woke? Yes Lieutenant, I'm awake."
Inland Empire [Medium: Success]: "Are you awake though? Maybe all of this is a bad dream."
When my wife corrects someone who used the wrong pronouns for me
when i get sad abt bad ppl i remind myself that im 100% cooler than those hoes will ever b So its okay
any tips on minoxidil usage on the face or something
saw some at the store but I'm not on t so I don't know if that will cause huge issues or not if I start taking it
Brilliant idea! Next they’ll invent seatbelts and call them “freedom straps.”
Someone on tumblr made the comment "silverfish are REAL?" on one of my posts and I didn't think much of it, but then one of my students said the same thing when I showed them a silverfish near one of the vents explaining what they are and why they were there.
That's when it hit me.
MINECRAFT
They think it's a made up creature from minecraft!
(Totally gonna tell them that endermites and shulkers are real too next time this happens. heh heh heh heh)
muahahaha…. no one will suspect this bait post where i epically reveal i was talking about THE BAND The Police….