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She/They/Fae
(Lenguaje femenino y neutro, porfa)
Peronist with Kicillofist characteristics
I'm 18 but still, don't be gross in my mentions.
My avatar is a pixel art bush with legs, tired eyes, and a rose on their head.
My banner is three girls from the anime Lucky Star talking.
Proud humanist.
All my posts have alt-text but some of my boosts don't, sorry!

(The edit to the Walking Bushie in my bio was done by @h@besties.house, check her out!)
HRT since: 9/1/2025 (or 1/9/2025 if you're from the US)
@shroomie
Ok, ok, maybe. After doing all the other shit I gotta do though.
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Anyone who pays heed to the world is wounded

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That genuinely means a lot to me, thank you! Also the only person I've ever known irl that likes them is a huuuuge piece of shit so like ehhh maybe, maybe not.
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The amount of moments of happiness and sadness and disappointment and catharsis I've had since making my stupid fucking mastodon.lol account could fill a library and after all of that I'm still just me, Amps, with the same Mother 3 enemy as my pfp. Fuuuuuuck.

RE: https://seafoam.space/objects/03157c55-2c74-4753-9a17-d8ca394fcd59
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I've been on Fedi for over three years now, jesus fucking christ, what the fuck is anything.
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Found this reaction image

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I've never seen even a second of any Vivziepop show but given how people talk about them I'm 90% sure that in ten or so years there's gonna be a critical reappraisal of them.
Nothing ever gets hated on so much for being cringe and overly earnest without the kids that watch it growing up and making video essays about how it was actually good all along.
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Saying "game end" instead of kill was like, a bit that Pyrocynical did for years because of how ridiculous it is conceptually, can't believe that a version of it is now standard practice internet-wide.
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do you "get" designer clothing boost_requested

7% yes i love designer
40% i'm somewhere in the middle
51% no absolutely not
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@shroomie
ALSO absolute batman is really buff but most of his stories aren't even that macho comparatively! He still does the world's greatest detective bits pretty often, it's just that he's built like a fridge while doing them.
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Well yeahhhh but there are ALSO a bunch of issues that are Alfred explaining the stuff he's found out after a lifetime of spy business.
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oh? you want to switch to linux but use photoshop? you can use Flunkly, which is almost feature complete except for the one feature you use in PS every day or you could use G.R.O.N.K., a FOSS alternative with the worst UX you have ever seen and does not support JPEGs for ethical reasons

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elke is not updating this anymore

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I mean it delves into that sometimes, mostly because absolute Alfred is an MI6 agent so you get a couple issues that are mostly just him debriefing on what he's investigated so far. Mostly it´s just Bruce aurafarming though.
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I mean, ehhhh maybe? It´s batman but younger and more resourceful, basically.
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OH btw fedi while I was gone I fell in love with the Absolute DC universe, expect Absoluteposting.
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trans women are creatures of little power,
yet they make their home in the crags

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I'm dying here. Just had a customer come in, asking where his drink was. We never got any mobile orders for him.

"I asked ChatGPT to order it for me and it said I could pick it up."

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