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She/They/Fae
(Lenguaje femenino y neutro, porfa)
Peronist with Kicillofist characteristics
17 years old, don't be gross.
My avatar is a pixel art bush with legs, tired eyes, and a rose on their head.
My banner is three girls from the anime Lucky Star talking.
Proud humanist.
All my posts have alt-text but some of my boosts don't, sorry!
I'm all types of woman at once. Like Voltron.
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Unironically Lego is a peak toy, if I ever have kids I'm raising them on interlocking brick systems-
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attention NYPD: Iβ€―have exclusive information crucial to the manhunt for the CEOβ€―killer !!!
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I saw the UHC avenger at a grocery store in Louisville yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, β€œOh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was β€œHuh?” but he kept cutting me off and going β€œhuh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like β€œSir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually β€œto prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Never meet your heroes y’all akasad

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⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE SO ALREADY, OPEN "CHEAT ENGINE" WHILE CONNECTED TO A VAC-ENABLED GAME SERVER NOW !!!!

OPEN "CHEAT ENGINE" WHILE CONNECTED TO A VAC-ENABLED GAME SERVER NOW.

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transphobia
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one of the favorite national pastimes of americans is to imagine a burger. but with new advances in brain-computer interfaces, future generations may be able to imagine as many as two or three burgers at the same time
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balatroposting
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I can stop anytime

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"The Botanist"

Finally finished this one!

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space ketamine

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today I am amused by this Chinese book on Western history and literature portraying the king announcing he's cruel, the pope announcing he's greedy, and a politician announcing he's shady before collectively Sparta-kicking Dante Alighieri straight into the circles hell. art by 混子ε“₯

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I am curious about something, boost for reach!

(threads does not count.)

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I just woke up to the news Al-Assad's regime has fallen, jesus christ.
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everyone should transition at least once in their lives, maybe more
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*Artists Wanted*

Looking for artists who take commissions and would be interested in working on some concept art for my band.

Please re-toot.

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My internet is dogshit today bruh im torrenting this shir at 4kib/s
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Mabelz_privat@mk.absturztau.be

I was at a painting class today and this is what I drew acomfyartist

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Just checking my Mastodon timeline.

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those who nanoπŸŽ„πŸ΄

seeing grimgreenfo.rest in follows and followers set to moved, dormant and last active

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My DMs out of context
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