Im So full .. Of lots of Fluid

Lowkey I kin the green martian from Absolute Martian Manhunter. I envy his vibes.

#nofap

The girls are fightinnggg (learning about the Roche limit)

The closer your original face is, the more you've won.
The closer your original face is, the more you've won.
The closer your original face is, the more you've won.
The closer your original face is, the more you've won.
The closer your original face is, the more you've won.
The closer your original face is, the more you've won.
The closer your original face is, the more you've won.

i dont do shit thats isnt Fl Studio and Post to Fediverse via Direct Brain Tube 🧪🧠

People in the 90's genuinely enjoying the Genesis Sonic games is like how people in the great depression thought Water Pie was the bee's knees.

we all love a good, cozy, game for when we don't have the spoons for the rest of life. however, since stardew valley dropped, the scene hasn't been as fresh as it was... untill now:

welcome to your new life... in šhutka!

💳 HUSTLE up from humble garbage collection, to hawking addidas tracksuits, all the way to illegal eastern-european trucking gigs!
💘 ROMANCE lean swarthy men and women who all have impeccable hair and 40% of their teeth!
🍾 ENJOY gigantic bottles of giga-offbrand fanta paired with platters of vanilla wafers that taste like cardboard. it all costs only 30 cents!
🧓🏽 LISTEN to elderly romani people bitch abt the macedonian government's jewish plandemic facebook crackdown over arabic dance songs blaring from a nearby repair van!
🎨 DECORATE your gaudy faux-gold mansion with parrots and hypersexualized ancient egyptian woman statues financed through dl belgian welfare!
🏠 SHELTER roma evicted from eu nations via threats of lynching and arson!
👶 CELEBRATE your child's birth by closing down a quarter of the neighborhood and calling in your friend's wife's brother's "gypsy folk" band to perform on che guevara street before they get on eurovision and start charging the entire local economy!
💀 WATCH half your community die to drug addiction, violence, and offbrand fanta diabetes by their mid-30s!

ŠHUTKA LIFE - dropping may 2026 - wishlist now!

The problem with apple tier lists is that people rank apples using Red Delicious as a baseline, when someone says Honeycrisp or SweeTango are 10/10 it's because they do what RDs are supposed to but better. I love apples but what I want most of all is sour, like my baseline is Granny Smith and because of that GS is my #1 just because there are no other big name strains that do what it does well.

I identity with humans in the way furries identify with animals

Who of my mutuals is looking for a job and has experience in CI?

The fact that the US is as big and populous as it is while only having ONE widely spoken language is fucking stupid. Literally every other real entity with similar size and population has like 20 languages and most people from the States can't even learn Spanish, get real.

I love how the original releases of Tetris had all that "ohhh this is the *Russian challenge,* this is the game the ruskies DON'T want you to play, if you win you see them dancing the RUSSIA DANCE and the USSR WINS THE SPACE RACE"

Like, relax, it's Tetris, it's literally Tetris.

https://foone.org/ponies/zohran/

Justin Y was the original reply guy

I wonder how many people born after 2005 know who Tycho from Penny Arcade or Strongbad are.

Following iris' account means getting a biweekly reenactment of the stock "character fights against mind control" scene.

Obviously it's about the Puerto Rican experience but as an Argentine and a Latina more generally it still hits really close to home.

Like, the experience of your people's culture and politics being rung dry is near universal here, but I think the most powerful part of DtMF is that it doesn't seem particularly mournful. How am I supposed to grieve a country that nominally still exists, y'know? The Argentina of today isn't and will probably never be the Argentina of my childhood, or my parents' childhood, but I can't find it within me to be sad about that fact, at the end of the day I just wish I had taken more photos.

RE: https://seafoam.space/objects/125d0438-2efb-4a24-8653-db7576efea7a

"No se si son petardo' o son tiros" is a great lyric, literally me.