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175♣ they/them because we're plural ♣
♦ if a post we make is unlabeled, it's probably from joan ♦
♠ our body is 16 years old, and our headmates are all too; read: we are minors ♠
pluralkit: https://pk.mt/s/qhehl
~fedizen since 2022-10-22~
follows are subjected to a (light) vibe check and we'll probably DM you if we haven't interacted before
♥ mwah ♥
partners with idk anymore less than 3 (as long as you count one plural system as a single partner)
♥ mwah ♥
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Baa 
Baa@fedi.absturztau.be
I turn on my PC.
The local wildlife are immediately sterilised by the excessive output from my four exposed nuclear reactors running at a critically risky heat output.
The sound of 10,000 cooling fans deafens the city’s morning traffic as my warehouse of 500 parallel-chained AMD Razer Threadrippers bursts into life, forming the equivalent processing power of 2015 in one room.
Nearby, my cluster of Nvidia 5090 Test Cards begins to warp the local time continuum as they calculate answers man was never meant to know.
Very gently, I open Microsoft Teams.
Instantly, the already deafening noise of fans increases to a murderous wail as they try to keep my equipment at operating temperatures. A nuclear reactors’ fusion catches up with its cooling and explodes destroying the lives of millions. The floor begins to melt away as my processors over clocked ten-fold reach critical mass and descend directly into hell. My Nvidia cluster collapses into a singularity and begins to devour the planet.
Quickly now, I open a text chat, it’s a bit laggy.
The sheer struggle of loading some text destroys the remaining systems. Me and my equipment are deleted from reality by an unknown overseer.
Humanity is not ready for instant messaging
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the agaric system
shroomie
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Supper Mario Broth
mariobrothblog@bird.makeupAn official 1994 Japanese Mario character encyclopedia lists character traits for enemies. While most of them are straightforward descriptions of their behavior, some provide surprising depths to their personalities.
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journey to elf planet
pasha@boysmell.churchShow content
THIS stupid fucking loser idiot just NUKED my food budget for the month with his stupid vet bills!!!! what an idiot!!!! now I have to find a secondary source of income or else ill starve!!!!!!!
if you wanna show how much you really support disabled queer indigenous communities you would probably be wise to send me money on cash app!! ^^ but if u dont thats okay too.. it just means u dont really support disabled or queer or indigenous ppl.... but like thats ur choice I guess :/........... its wtv...................
ahaha heres my link ahaha
https://cash.app/$chewtoyskillboys
please every little bit helps I am seriously so fucked ahaha ^^
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Dan Hentschel
danghentschel@bird.makeupHey guys, this is a message from the future.
Everything turns out really well.
Try to enjoy yourselves.
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coral castle
welcome to coral castle, a chill community sailing on the fediverse. we strive to be a safe, left-leaning, queer-friendly, communitarian space for all kinds of folk. before joining, make sure to read our community guidelines.
community guidelines
- you must be over 14 years old to join. coral castle's servers are hosted in chile, and under article 19,628 of the laws of chile, we are unauthorized to collect data from people under 14.
- do not spam or raid. the fediverse is not your space to intoxicate.
- nsfw/nsfl content must be marked as sensitive. coral castle is built to be used as a casual instance, and as such should be accessible anywhere.
- hate speech, paraphilia, and harassment will get you banned. having basic human decency is key anywhere. whether it is in real life or on the internet, don't be a jerk.
- keep things legal. this includes pirated content, since we want to keep a good relationship across fediverse servers. posting CSAM is strictly forbidden and will result in legal action.
moderation policies
the sanctions for local users will be relative to the gravity of their infringements, varying from simply deleting the offending material, to warning the user through a three-strike system, to immediately banning the offending user.
if you're an instance administrator and you think your instance was sanctioned by mistake, feel free to appeal by emailing me at lux@nixgoat.me
special thanks
to our donators, for helping keep this instance up:
also, to the following organizations: