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♥ hi, we're the agaric system ♥
♣ they/them because we're plural ♣
♦ if a post we make is unlabeled, it's probably from joan ♦
♠ our body is 16 years old, and our headmates are all too; read: we are minors ♠

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~fedizen since 2022-10-22~
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♥ mwah ♥
I read this is a london tradition too
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I'm convinced that Steam Support should replace the ENTIRE government, like FORGET Congress, just let Steam RUN the country. You hit them up and it's like they already KNOW the issue.
Account stolen? Password changed? BOOM fixed! It feels like they got an ELITE squad waiting on standby just for YOU.
Look at EVERY other company's customer support, it's USELESS!

Google? "Try resetting your password?"
Amazon? "Have you tried turning it off and back on?"
Bro I'm literally LOGGED out of my account and you're giving me the SAME advice my GRANDMA gives the TV.

Meanwhile, Steam Support be like: "bet give us 5 minutes". Next thing you know they TRACK down the hacker, RESET your account, and HAND deliver it back to you like they're SEAL Team Six.
Steam Support does more in ONE hour than BILLION dollar companies do in a DECADE. At this point, just let them run HEALTHCARE, fix the ROADS, balance the ECONOMY. They'd probably SPEEDRUN it too

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@monorail wait i don’t uh. get it

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@AppleAmps we need a different guy whats-his-name sucks

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@dogula oh god i hope things turn out okay i love you i’ll miss you

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@skeletor -2 inspiration

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@skeletor this one. isn’t as inspirational

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@deilann @SymTrkl how is “i bet you’d be offended if i called your dick small”

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talking about small dick energy and Napoleon syndrome is fucked up

because like sure someone who is insecure about their masculinity can be toxic as shit

but what the fuck like

"someone is insecure about their masculinity so i'm going to call their masculinity into question based on physical attributes they can't control and also then as collateral call into question the masculinity of others who are smaller as well" is one fucked vicious cycle

stop

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@LenoraTheYinglet i want to be a sort of knight of ambiguous morality that kills a great plague (like a dragon or some shit) and dies alone to never be spoken of as anything other than a myth ever again

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News about Greta Thunberg and Israel
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https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/10/4/greta-thunberg-mistreated-by-israeli-forces-in-detention-activists-say

"Greta Thunberg and 400 other people tortured in an Israeli black site" wasn't on my 2025 bingo card, to be honest. Jesus Christ.
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[babaKatt] Fanged Menace ironFront​​enbyCrossbow​​sparkles2

TIL: Roman numeral 8 written as "IIX" is historically equally valid as "VIII"

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