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♠ our body is 17 years old, and our headmates are all too; read: we are minors ♠

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Imagine if when Paul McCartney dies of old age they replace him with some 20-something like last time and no one says anything about it. Like oh, that's just Paul, his cells do that.
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its the season. does anyone have that video of the hldm motd with gordon breakdancing next to a christmas tree

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someweirdthing@plasmatrap.com

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“I’ve never heard you talk about men. Ohhhh maybe you’re lesbian!! Oh I’m lesbian toooooo!!!”

It’s clear you’re joking. And it’s clear that you’re obsessed with men and you like teasing your friends for fun (and I get that). But to say you’re lesbian and make fun of it when it’s clear you’re not in love with women, and never will be, and will probably never get it if I actually came out and said yes, I do love women… it pmo so bad.

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@breaadyboy oh nvm this is the deleted version of the post. whoops!

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@vyr oh shit damn. what alternatives are there

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re: talking about the Horses/Steam controversy and all the topics surrounding it
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@AppleAmps yayy!!!

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@AppleAmps it’ll probably be as good as markipiers other stuff, with the possibility of a few extra bonus quality points for being something that’s trying to take itself seriously

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@apophis i was typing something praising atkinson hyperlegible and then i read your full post and realized u also praised atkinson hyperlegible

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re: talking about the Horses/Steam controversy and all the topics surrounding it
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@AppleAmps i should be the only thing allowed on steam

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talking about the Horses/Steam controversy and all the topics surrounding it
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I think it's kind of interesting how there are 1909209102921 porn games on Steam that feature sexual violence, slavery, and torture in an effort to titillate the player, but the second a game includes those themes to analyze and critique the ways in which they're normalized within society it gets nuked from orbit.

Like there's a fascinating Second Wind video where they go "why is Horses banned but THESE games aren't when they feature the same stuff??" and then show a bunch of games you're supposed to jack off to. Like they don't point out the difference in genre at any point even though that's the obvious thing separating Hentai Slave Harem 3 and Horses, if violence against women is something you're meant to find hot it's allowed and if it's something you're meant to sit with and find revolting it's not. Not saying that either of these should or shouldn't be on Steam, but it's frankly really telling how one is and one isn't.
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vozer 🎄🌲🎅🤶🧑‍🎄🇨🇽

linux users beware

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@apophis well i mean i’ve mostly tuned out the secular stuff as “just part of christmas” and have issues drawing the line where the secular stuff ends and the religious stuff begins (other than like, being able to point at the star on the christmas tree and go “holy fucking shit the infant”

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you cannot call it that

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@apophis well yeah but it does make sense if you define eternity not as “all of time” but as “all of time after a specific point” (that point being when rowling had the idea to make the evil bankers jewish stereotypes)

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@apophis also joanne “i will portray the evil bankers as jews either because i just don’t like jews or because i have some built in societal stereotypes that i am completely unwilling to interrogate.” rowling

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@shroomie aged poorly (eternally rancid, immediately rancid as soon as ages became a thing)
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@apophis joanne “i hate all fat people and also ‘they were a product of their time’ should also apply to the present (see: house elves) and also like a myriad of other things jesus christ” rowling

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