i don’t even speak french

@softtummybitch i hope you have a happy christmas, i wish i knew how to make strangers on the internet feel better

after almost 3 years of work and hesitation ive started writing my story! this storytelling shit is so easy

@phnt @byte @fiore @flower @fif i was heartbroken when i updated and it started using libadwaita but it’s worth it

@fiore @byte @flower @fif why

@fiore @byte @flower @fif what the fuck about gajim?? gajim rocks

@bluestaggo but “dih” is so fucking funny though

BIGPUFFER IS GETTING MARRIED

SO HAPPY FOR BRO

i fell asleep on the floor earlier. like a dumbass dog

@ShaMyouiMo @apophis i think. most pocs on here do not announce out loud that they’re a poc i think tho

@apophis oh lol. i personally think of kobolds as more like reptiles. they aren’t dragons, they just look like it, in the same way reptiles aren’t dinosaurs, they just look like it

@apophis how is a kobold like a dracula?????

@woof i literally only use UD when wiktionary doesn’t have the word or an appropriate definition lol

@konej tuck fump

Friendly, open ended offer:

I used to work at Starbucks. I know exactly how they make every drink. If you ever want an at-home dupe, let me know what one and I probably know how to make it. If not, I guarantee I can figure it out easily enough. Screw Starbucks and their union busting and various other issues, save yourself a few bucks.

For instance: Their mocha is literally just hot cocoa mix with a pinch of salt, and a little extra sugar, mixed with water. Use a hot cocoa packet, add just enough milk to make it into a thinned paste/thick syrup, and add coffee (instant coffee absolutely works for this) and hot milk. It'll taste better and you can get hot cocoa packs that'll work at a dollar tree for 2 for a buck.

@apophis okay so how is a kobold like a dracula

@apophis how are kobolds “dracula”/vampire-like?