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re: Talking about the blue button red button bit
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@FiringSquadsEnjoyer @AppleAmps actually actually solid logic compared to my “people would press blue to save a loved one” hypothesis. probably better tbh

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

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@AppleAmps i mean. you don’t truly know what’s inside the hearts of every man, and neither do i. i’m betting that more than 50% of people are going to go for the option that risks their death if they make the “wrong” choice, but guarantees the life of their loved ones (at the very least), and you’re betting that everyone is just going to choose for themselves

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

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@AppleAmps i am not calling you a murderer or egocentrist for preferring red btw

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

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@AppleAmps idk i think that not helping stop the train is guilt by proxy

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

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@AppleAmps and out of 8 billion or so people, somebody is inevitably going to press blue

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

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@AppleAmps you’re forgetting that blue stops the train

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

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@AppleAmps i mean maybe but by pushing the blue button i’m making it more likely that nobody can die, whereas by pushing the red button i’m making it more likely that somebody can die

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

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@AppleAmps i personally would rather risk death than risk killing someone

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

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@AppleAmps sorry im discombobulated we had our carpet and glass cleaned i think the fumes are getting to my head

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

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@AppleAmps fedi is a terrible place to have this discussion. anyways, if you choose red and don’t want anybody to die, you are hoping that nobody chooses blue. if you vote blue and don’t want anybody to die, you are just hoping that less people voted red than blue

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

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@AppleAmps WAT FUCk THERES MORe

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

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@AppleAmps with the train analogy it’s choosing to push the people onto the tracks who do not side with you.

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

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@AppleAmps i edited the post, see it again

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

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@AppleAmps shit i got the math wrong fuck

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

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re: Talking about the blue button red button bit
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@AppleAmps like i literally just made this diagram

EDIT: okay imagine the diagram but with both players choosing read reading “everyone lives.” with this new assumption, it does not matter who votes what as assuming someone else votes something else, somebody is going to die no matter what. red, i guess, is the smarter choice?

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

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@AppleAmps yes because not jumping means that half your group has to die? terrible metaphor honestly, people dying is an implicit part of voting red

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

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@AppleAmps idk it’s less of a “you live or you might die” in my head, and more of a “you live but you kill people or everyone lives” typa situation

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@apophis ik but like i can’t get myself to start making the dogshit drawings

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