I've heard that this kind of thing has gotten kind of common on Steam, but I didn't know it'd reach even a lil game like our Super Climb Up!!

thankfully it's just pure nonsense, my favorite part is the assertion that lesbians "don't make sense in a pixelart game" lol

In Donkey Kong 64, Diddy, Tiny, Lanky and Chunky are all unlocked by freeing them from cages. While DK appears to be unlocked by default, this is false: internally, the game only unlocks him by opening the door to exit DK Island. The entirety of DK Island is his personal cage.

@kiaun are you allowed to call her that

@breaadyboy objectum or nerdy type yearning

When people talk about "survival of the fittest" or "the crime of empathy," I want clips like this to be pressed into the sides of those people's self-serving dumbfuck heads until they cave in.

@AppleAmps i did it by the way

I deserve testosterone

@AppleAmps esoteric ebb is pretty good apparently. non zaum video game

@alexia @sodiboo death to dependabot

@AppleAmps kidney stone jewelry

The fact that people still buy mined diamonds even though we can grow identical shit in labs is genuinely disheartening. Some folks will pay premium prices for the knowledge their jewellery caused others to suffer and that's just accepted, it's normal.

@AppleAmps look i’m just saying “grey dick” sounds like “necrotic penis” and like it’s something that you should be worried about

@AppleAmps you should probably get that checked out

@fluttergirly @Mandrake all relationships with/to star wars are hopelessly toxic

@sodiboo death to the other guys (except maybe advanced security) though

@sodiboo neat!

old news but its kinda funny

mooom pjb ate the auth servers

@ellis i define art two ways, tbh. the “harder” definition being that art is something that was intentionally created to be created, so things like garbage don’t count, and which was created to communicate something; could be anything, such as “this is a tree.” however i don’t think that really reaches the core of what art is. the core being the more abstract thing you articulated here, that art is a feeling, and is created through people appreciating it as art, and dies when people no longer do. it’s circular but it’s also the best explanation i think possible