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♣ they/them because we're plural ♣
♦ if a post we make is unlabeled, it's probably from joan ♦
♠ our body is 17 years old, and our headmates are all too; read: we are minors ♠

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~fedizen since 2022-10-22~
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♥ mwah ♥

potentially hazardous object

"take a long walk off a short pier"
"play in traffic"
"ask ChatGPT for help"
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the only real way for other countries to help russo-ukrainian peace negotiations is

1. provide all the weapons
2. subject their use to the following limitations:
(a) do not sell it, except for a bigger weapon, and even then do not sell to any russian ally or anyone who may sell it to one
(b) do not wilfully damage any non-russian assets (unless they're known russian allies)

no mediation is ever going to help
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the agaric system

does anyone have any good linux desktop suggestions for replacements for keepassxc?

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not obscene, just deeply concerning

bit of a longshot but...

does anybody have a MIDI soundfont that makes everything sound like an AM radio or a really low-quality compressed RealAudio file from the 90s?
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An official Mario Kart messaging app sticker contains a one-frame Easter egg. For a fraction of a second during the animation, Mario assumes the same pose he does on the Mario Kart DS box art.

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Imagine if when Paul McCartney dies of old age they replace him with some 20-something like last time and no one says anything about it. Like oh, that's just Paul, his cells do that.
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its the season. does anyone have that video of the hldm motd with gordon breakdancing next to a christmas tree

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“I’ve never heard you talk about men. Ohhhh maybe you’re lesbian!! Oh I’m lesbian toooooo!!!”

It’s clear you’re joking. And it’s clear that you’re obsessed with men and you like teasing your friends for fun (and I get that). But to say you’re lesbian and make fun of it when it’s clear you’re not in love with women, and never will be, and will probably never get it if I actually came out and said yes, I do love women… it pmo so bad.

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talking about the Horses/Steam controversy and all the topics surrounding it
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I think it's kind of interesting how there are 1909209102921 porn games on Steam that feature sexual violence, slavery, and torture in an effort to titillate the player, but the second a game includes those themes to analyze and critique the ways in which they're normalized within society it gets nuked from orbit.

Like there's a fascinating Second Wind video where they go "why is Horses banned but THESE games aren't when they feature the same stuff??" and then show a bunch of games you're supposed to jack off to. Like they don't point out the difference in genre at any point even though that's the obvious thing separating Hentai Slave Harem 3 and Horses, if violence against women is something you're meant to find hot it's allowed and if it's something you're meant to sit with and find revolting it's not. Not saying that either of these should or shouldn't be on Steam, but it's frankly really telling how one is and one isn't.
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vozer 🔐 (archived, moved to vozer.cafe)

linux users beware

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you cannot call it that

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i love monospace fonts they look so nice

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not obscene, just deeply concerning

> follow bc headlines at mastodon social for less than 24 hours

> see the first two vancouver-related headlines on their feed this morning

> renewed conviction that the idea of private ownership of land is the worst thing to have happened to all life since the Great Dying
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gn everyone

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“positive” stereotypes are still stereotypes, just because im asian doesn’t mean im good at math. i mean, i am good at math, but not because im asian

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charlie kirk hasnt said anything rly bigoted recently. wonder if hes gone woke
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Promotional photos of My Chemical Romance lead vocalist Gerard Way with Mario from a 2007 interview in the Japanese Crossbeat magazine. He is quoted as saying "I'm drawn to works that are innovative and try new things", which evidently includes Mario.

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In Paper Mario: The Origami King, some attacks deal elemental damage. The elements start off traditional, with Earth, Water, Fire etc. but then quickly devolve into one-off joke elements like "Golf".

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please remember to add an alt text to your medias

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