>live in the USA
>"huh I'm hungry I should get something to eat"
>drive to the grocery store that's 45 minutes away from your house
>recorded by flock cameras the whole time
>buy a bag of premixed salad for 25 dollars
>immediately get explosive diarrhea
>end up dehydrated and in the hospital
>Hospital charges you 300,000 dollars
>go home
>pay taxes to provide free healthcare for the IDF soldier who's job it is to collect semen from dead guys

Super Mario Galaxy 2 contains an unused "joyful zone" area that, when entered, causes Mario to be unable to stop running and somersaulting. I have enveloped the entirety of Starship Mario in a joyful zone for demonstrative purposes.

In Super Mario All-Stars, getting hit by Mouser's bomb exactly 64 frames after defeating him will make the player character assume a unique pink and blue color scheme. The colors will remain for as long as the player stays in the room.

We got new vacuum cleaners at work, and I felt inspired to create a y2k version of Scour.

This is still a rough draft, but I absolutely want that transparent apron on her.

#transformersOC

The debug menu for Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour lists assets by contributor. It reveals that for this game, the team employed a "dedicated Luigi expert:" a person whose job was seemingly only to model Luigi, and nothing else.

There was a brief moment in time during the 10's where mass internet mobbing was thought of as a way to keep millionaires accountable and then people realized it was infinitely more effective as a tool for killing trans girls, so they started doing that instead.

messi and mamei

"It's not left vs right, it's rich vs worker"

Wow, if only there was a political side that was pro-worker, and one that was pro-rich, that would be convenient. You could even assign them something simple like cardinal directions as a rhetorical shorthand, who knows.

How much longer until Gamer Pope? #GamerPope

RE: https://noc.social/@todayilearned/116902197020403626

Shel Silverstein poem published in 1981 …. Hmm does this remind you of anything topically relevant to today?

why no neoshark or blobshark 💔

Please boost if able any reach is massively appreciated.

Looking for any UK based lawyers who could potentially give advice on a Pro Bono basis.

It's regarding an asylum claim that has been certified under section 94 and has no right to appeal.
The claim does not appear to have considered the consequences of the removal of the spouse in this case despite sufficient evidence being provided. It also appears to be in violation of a British citizen's human rights (or no merit has been paid to them).

Please contact me if you have any information that could help, or know anyone who could help.

I'm not eligible for legal aid or fee waivers and we cannot afford legal advice.

breaking my sacred promise to never watch a video that claims with words in the thumbnail that it's interesting because this is actually something i think about a lot. but i still wish the thumbnail was different

i miss blaseball

The Rosalina & Luma fighter video on the official Super Smash Bros. Ultimate site contains a glitch whereby Rosalina hits Luigi so hard that her dress briefly turns inside-out, revealing that her legs do not exist above the shins.

i wonder if i should try to get visual pinball installed and working,

Previously, I posted about how Yoshi's Island bosses are shaped dynamically from cones. It turns out there is a way to see this in-game. If the cartridge is pulled out during a boss battle (PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS), the boss will revert back into its true cone form.