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♥ hi, we're the agaric system ♥
♣ they/them because we're plural ♣
♦ if a post we make is unlabeled, it's probably from joan ♦
♠ our body is 17 years old, and our headmates are all too; read: we are minors ♠

pluralkit: https://pk.mt/s/qhehl

~fedizen since 2022-10-22~
follows are subjected to a (light) vibe check and we'll probably DM you if we haven't interacted before

♥ mwah ♥
partners with idk anymore
♥ mwah ♥

matrix is apparently 10 years old and everything about it still feels like pre-alpha while having tons of technical debt

there’s no making it good now, just jump ship and start something else

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re: anonymous question response (cw you know what i'm talking about :3c)
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@niko do i recognize that serial number?
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@monorail oh lol.

another tangent, the only reason i call the lds church 'the lds church,' (kinda as it wishes, really it still dislikes the 'LDS' lable and would rather it be called "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints) is that wikipedia describes mormonism as not just being it, but all of everything that regards the book of mormon as true, and while i' good with deadnaming a ~~corporation~~ church, i'm not good with using misnomers lol
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@sophie i want a pet snail, we're so similar
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@monorail ehh most of my pain relating to the LDS church was from my family being lowkey 'microaggressive' to me when i'm expressing my queerness, and from learning how terrible the church and its founders are online, but yeah i never liked having to put on church clothes.
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Edited 1 year ago
@monorail mormons also would probably be a little confused tbh, the standard is to wear basic dress clothes.

dress clothes that are bad and uncomfortable and probably contributed at least slightly to little autistic joan's alienation from their chuch but i'm getting off-track
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@sophie i wanna be one some day,,,
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@sneexy do u wanna mrrp at each other
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@sneexy mrpmr
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Li ~ Crystal System

Edited 1 year ago

Why does every encrypted messaging service have really problems that the ppl behind it just refuse to fix or even acknowledge

Signal: please give away your phone number to sign up, and just have the phone number of those you want to talk too,

Matrix: delete account? Do you mean change username?? What? You want the contents of your messages gone from our servers? Pfft no fuck you.

Oh you changed your name? hey everyone you’ve ever messaged: here’s this persons previous name and what they changed it too;

Also we still know everyone your talking too yeah; and media is pretty much not secured at all,

Discord: what do you mean encrypt? Is this a voice call? Otherwise i don’t care vvv

Telegram: so we’re gonna say it’s encrypted but it only actually is if you use this one specific feature right here, but we’re still gonna insist this; definitely not a honeypot

Like AAAAAA is this really a hard ask? Smh I’m about to unironically xkcd standards up here

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⬡-49016 (moved to catgirl.cloud!)

laughing uncontrollably at this screenshot. how is this a real website

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@sneexy mrrp mrps up to you
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joan being sad
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@mystie man i wish i could get myself to program
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@sophie sober's file size is large?
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@jotyler i remember it from a shitpost that said that spanish speakers spell 'nya' as 'ña' lol
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another note for non-speakers about Spanish phrases this holiday season:

feliz año nuevo = happy new year
feliz ano nuevo = happy new asshole

we don't just put the accent to make it pretty, it's an entirely different letter. use it.

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@t unix philosophy
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privacy is goal #1
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@sophie so i should just. install base "chromium"?
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hey does anyone know of any good privacy-and-user-experience oriented chromium forks? i need to do something only chromium can do atm
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