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171♣ they/them because we're plural ♣
♦ if a post we make is unlabeled, it's probably from joan ♦
♠ our body is 16 years old, and our headmates are all too; read: we are minors ♠
pluralkit: https://pk.mt/s/qhehl
~fedizen since 2022-10-22~
follows are subjected to a (light) vibe check and we'll probably DM you if we haven't interacted before
♥ mwah ♥
partners with idk anymore less than 3 (as long as you count one plural system as a single partner)
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sirlan <( rawrr )
sirlan@derg.social
matrix is apparently 10 years old and everything about it still feels like pre-alpha while having tons of technical debt
there’s no making it good now, just jump ship and start something else
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the agaric system
shroomieanother tangent, the only reason i call the lds church 'the lds church,' (kinda as it wishes, really it still dislikes the 'LDS' lable and would rather it be called "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints) is that wikipedia describes mormonism as not just being it, but all of everything that regards the book of mormon as true, and while i' good with deadnaming a ~~corporation~~ church, i'm not good with using misnomers lol
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the agaric system
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dress clothes that are bad and uncomfortable and probably contributed at least slightly to little autistic joan's alienation from their chuch but i'm getting off-track
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Structured Queery Language expert
quephird@tech.lgbt
Look! It's a bell curve!
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Li ~ Crystal System
Li@tech.lgbtWhy does every encrypted messaging service have really problems that the ppl behind it just refuse to fix or even acknowledge
Signal: please give away your phone number to sign up, and just have the phone number of those you want to talk too,
Matrix: delete account? Do you mean change username?? What? You want the contents of your messages gone from our servers? Pfft no fuck you.
Oh you changed your name? hey everyone you’ve ever messaged: here’s this persons previous name and what they changed it too;
Also we still know everyone your talking too yeah; and media is pretty much not secured at all,
Discord: what do you mean encrypt? Is this a voice call? Otherwise i don’t care vvv
Telegram: so we’re gonna say it’s encrypted but it only actually is if you use this one specific feature right here, but we’re still gonna insist this; definitely not a honeypot
Like AAAAAA is this really a hard ask? Smh I’m about to unironically xkcd standards up here
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⬡-49016 (moved to catgirl.cloud!)
lexi@catcatnya.comlaughing uncontrollably at this screenshot. how is this a real website
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President Pope Jo Tyler 😈
jotyler@kind.socialanother note for non-speakers about Spanish phrases this holiday season:
feliz año nuevo = happy new year
feliz ano nuevo = happy new asshole
we don't just put the accent to make it pretty, it's an entirely different letter. use it.
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coral castle
welcome to coral castle, a chill community sailing on the fediverse. we strive to be a safe, left-leaning, queer-friendly, communitarian space for all kinds of folk. before joining, make sure to read our community guidelines.
community guidelines
- you must be over 14 years old to join. coral castle's servers are hosted in chile, and under article 19,628 of the laws of chile, we are unauthorized to collect data from people under 14.
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moderation policies
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