this is so unrealistic lol but spread this far and wide, even offsite:
Troop of queer and trans Girl Scouts stuck on the hook for unsold cookies!
we didn’t anticipate the lowered sales from both public anti-queer sentiment against our org and the ridiculous heavy metals “study” that killed sales across the board halfway through the season.
I am responsible for the funds and the overorder, and if I can’t magically find the money by the time annual financial reports are due, I lose the troop and face legal repercussions. My big kids need me, our troop is their refuge in trans-hostile central Floridan!
We are about $2,400 in the hole on this. Please consider donating, not only to save the troop, but once paid for I will be donating the overstock to local food pantries, the low income rehab center nearby, and anywhere else where cookies may brighten the day of someone who needs and deserves food and happiness <3
paypal.me/londonshine
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Venmo: @londonshine
wanted to make a joke about the new pope, but couldn't figure out what city the cardinals are from because u.s. sports leagues are a mess