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@AppleAmps i think the main idea is that they’re a little disorienting???

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Extremely rare banana putter given out to Nintendo employees who participated in the marketing of Donkey Kong 64.

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In Super Mario Sunshine, Mario is immune to bees while talking. He will be pushed around by them, but not be harmed while he's engaged in conversation. Note that he is not simply immune to damage - e.g. he will still die to heat stroke while talking. It is specifically bees.

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Just spend about 4 hours fixing my G305 LMB

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@apophis rich people don’t deserve the fucking PAYOUTS they’re going to get for ruining everything

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100% valid to rat out your boss for wage theft though, just to be clear
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@apophis why do you hate bugs. i love bugs. this worldview is incompatible with my own. they’re just little guys. what have they ever done to you

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@apophis thanks for warning horny folks that this weeks sexual comedy comic has no sex, it was very considerate

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Ronald Reagan
Donald Rumsfeld
Donald Trump

obvs the most important key here is that every time someone with "onald" in their name gains power in the Merkin Hegemony the world becomes a markedly worse place
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Super Mario World has an extremely eclectic art style whereby many enemies are drawn in completely different ways. Development files reveal Mario went through many stylistic changes; it is possible that all the enemies were made to fit Mario, but at different points in time.

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@apophis i mean i just think centered weapon sprites/viewmodels look better, but that might just be because doom was my first and continues to be my favorite shooter

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@AppleAmps this always comes up in my thoughts when i think of the morality of Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik, lol.

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and there we have it
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re: uspol doomposting
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@apophis wait has this happened.

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@breaadyboy i ask this all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if only for your sake, i hope you figure it out. i don’t want to see you sad

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