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♥ hi, we're the agaric system ♥
♣ they/them because we're plural ♣
♦ if a post we make is unlabeled, it's probably from joan ♦
♠ our body is 17 years old, and our headmates are all too; read: we are minors ♠

pluralkit: https://pk.mt/s/qhehl

~fedizen since 2022-10-22~
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♥ mwah ♥
partners with idk anymore
♥ mwah ♥

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"take a long walk off a short pier"
"play in traffic"
"ask ChatGPT for help"
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@apophis can you add a provision to a that says that they can sell it to me and are encouraged to do it for cheap

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the only real way for other countries to help russo-ukrainian peace negotiations is

1. provide all the weapons
2. subject their use to the following limitations:
(a) do not sell it, except for a bigger weapon, and even then do not sell to any russian ally or anyone who may sell it to one
(b) do not wilfully damage any non-russian assets (unless they're known russian allies)

no mediation is ever going to help
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@fif maybe we just need to send all of the ai-using KPXC devs photos of their front doors and families

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@fif oh well yeah but the problem is that keepassxc has ai code now so i would rather just. not have to deal with it anymore

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@luce-anon hey anathema can i have permission to be really anti-catholic

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the agaric system

does anyone have any good linux desktop suggestions for replacements for keepassxc?

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@vyr @unnick well i’m a linux gal, so rip

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not obscene, just deeply concerning

bit of a longshot but...

does anybody have a MIDI soundfont that makes everything sound like an AM radio or a really low-quality compressed RealAudio file from the 90s?
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An official Mario Kart messaging app sticker contains a one-frame Easter egg. For a fraction of a second during the animation, Mario assumes the same pose he does on the Mario Kart DS box art.

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Imagine if when Paul McCartney dies of old age they replace him with some 20-something like last time and no one says anything about it. Like oh, that's just Paul, his cells do that.
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its the season. does anyone have that video of the hldm motd with gordon breakdancing next to a christmas tree

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someweirdthing@plasmatrap.com

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“I’ve never heard you talk about men. Ohhhh maybe you’re lesbian!! Oh I’m lesbian toooooo!!!”

It’s clear you’re joking. And it’s clear that you’re obsessed with men and you like teasing your friends for fun (and I get that). But to say you’re lesbian and make fun of it when it’s clear you’re not in love with women, and never will be, and will probably never get it if I actually came out and said yes, I do love women… it pmo so bad.

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@breaadyboy oh nvm this is the deleted version of the post. whoops!

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@vyr oh shit damn. what alternatives are there

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