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♥ hi, we're the agaric system ♥
♣ they/them because we're plural ♣
♦ if a post we make is unlabeled, it's probably from joan ♦
♠ our body is 17 years old, and our headmates are all too; read: we are minors ♠

pluralkit: https://pk.mt/s/qhehl

~fedizen since 2022-10-22~
follows are subjected to a (light) vibe check and we'll probably DM you if we haven't interacted before

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♥ mwah ♥

@minekpo1 denoise harder

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@the i think i’ll join back in tbh!! btw is the vulkan pack you picked your personal favorite?

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

@AppleAmps oh btw here’s my suggestion: trump is an extremely good, kindly president with a respect for democracy and the law only as far as the law makes sense, but he got assassinated a long time ago

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

@AppleAmps would this be aboveswap?

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They should do an Underswap AU but for the real world. I propose:

Milei is the president of Canada

Senegal is called Guinea and you have four countries called Senegal

Australian Labor and UK Labour switch places

Singapore doesn't exist but there's an equally succesful city-state in Central Asia

India has 20 Trillion GDP

Taking suggestions!
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@mooniestarrcat worm with big snow blanket

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> Law and reality are always distinct. First keep yourself safe. Worry about suing people later.

the best law-related advice anyone can give on social media
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@fluttergirly hello, hot older woman in expensive clothes here [i wish], i source all of my luxury furs myself (hunting laws be damned) and bootleg every perfume i find

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In the Japanese version of Mario Kart World, the "SPECIAL test of skill" missions are named "Even the Mario Kart staff were surprised!", a reference to the name of the Way Cool course from the Special Zone in Super Mario World. This is why the SPECIAL is in all caps in English.

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

casual use of a reclaimed f slur
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hey fags

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

@konej yeah! happens to me a lot with video games

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does anyone have that thing where they stop doing something for a.while and then they’re randomly better at doing it than the last time they tried doing the thing

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shroomie/joan (of the agaric system)

y’know i like pac-man world as much as the next weirdo but something that disappoints me about the series is how it fails to honor the speed and precision of the original arcade games. like, the games are kinda just linear 3D platformers that play on the slower side, have a lack of threat from enemies, and no requirement that you be precise with your movement, all of the things pac-man notably isn’t

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fash 🤝 leftists

knowing MLK was a radical and despising liberals who try to ignore that
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@fluttergirly everyone knows that women are suited only for having youtube channels about racing games. millions of years of evolution have lead up to this. all but a few have reached their full potential (youtube channel about racing games)

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re: The work dynamic
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@the i wonder what the future of the Starlight Duo could be tbh. like y’all are working on chat and social media and blogs but like. maybe you two would work really well on video games. maybe you two could make a hit piece of software that all future software will depend on. maybe you two could open a Computer Portal to the Computer Moon

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re: The work dynamic
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@the i’m kinda surprised you two haven’t kinda just merged into the same body atp. you seem like such a perfect fit for each other

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@fluttergirly i have no idea??? my best guess is either the internet is actually literally rotting people’s heads, or it’s just more and more accessible to people. childhood development is also kinda weird in general tbh. there’s people younger than me who can hack servers and make professional ass art and i get endlessly jealous of them (though part of this isn’t just development, it’s motivation, i can’t get myself motivated to work for shit

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@fluttergirly i lot of the people who upload these sorts of exposes are literally children lol. like there’s this guy on youtube who is uploading. maybe not savory content? while being a minor and marketing to minors as well, but if you search him up on youtube, you’ll find a lot of haters, and a lot of people with accounts dedicated specifically to hating him, and all of these people barely know how to spell or edit. some of them don’t edit at all

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